The Pinkytoeless Girl "Pedamundo!"

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She always thought
@markiepostman: about the treehouse in her backyard.
It reminded her of happy times
@thaneeyaMcArdle: When squirrels and birds were her best friends
She was three then with no worries in the world. But in 10 years everything has changed.
@
markiepostman: Now her so-called friends were rats and finks who revealed to the whole school her deepest darkest secret
@
polldaddy She had no Pinky Toes
Who needs pinky toes anyway? They don't really do anything for us. She decided to go on a search and make other pinkytoeless friends.
@thatquirkygirl: her way she meets up with a spunky girl named Zoey.  

Zoey brought her electric scootr covered in retro stickers which silently showcased her disdain 4 animal testing.
@Mrbillybones: Zoey had no thumbs, but you wouldn't know it the way her hands flew when describing things.
@markiepostman Hey Pink! So where do you want to go?" as they were zipping over curbs. "I'm thinking the boardwalk or the mall?"
Pink suggested the boardwalk. "it's musicmonday and the Snow Leopards are playing." 
At the boardwalk, Zoey & Pink rested near the Kobe Pizza Shack, ordered some Red Wings and 2 icees. The search was on...
As Pink and Zoey were eating, this geek walked up to them and said, "Your skin is so Microsoft. You compute me." #geekpickuplines
@MarkiePostman: The geek was just about to ask Zoey for her IP address when a rumble sounded and the earth started to shake...
@polldaddy: "Resistence is futile! We will be assimilated!" screamed the geek as he packed away his iphone and ran.
RT @alonzocudd: It was a mighty earthquake that caused a tidal wave to swoop Pink and Zoey away...
@lauramartone: but lacking 2 thumbs and two pinkytoes between them, Pink and Zoey could tread water well, despite the vexing waves.
The waves completely destroyed the Kobe Pizza Shack as well as annihilated the geeks iphone. Left behind were hundreds of Phalangeavores. (New word in the story: Phalangeavores are another name for digit-eating fish - D-Fish)
RT @MarkiePostman: What once was a beach, was now a giant pool w/a sandy bottom. The two girls looked around & felt more alone than b4 ...
Soon other people rose from the water screaming, Pedamundo! Apparently, Phalangeavores had eaten their pinky toes as well as a few thumbs. (@johncmayer invented this word this week)
At that moment, the girls promised they'd stop wasting time worrying about what they didn't have and focus on what they did have for...
tidal waves with phalangeovores can happen to anyone, anytime, anywhere...that is how we are all the same.

Story ended on 6/12/09.  Thanks to @lauramartone, @alonzocudd, @markiepostman, @thatquirkygirl, @ThaneeyaMcArdle @MrBillyBones @johncmayer

This story has the same lesson many people are learning in the economy today.  If you could put a politicians face on the phalangeovores - whose face would appear?


5 comment(s) to... “The Pinkytoeless Girl "Pedamundo!"”

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

It reminded her of happy times.



TLC said...

This is from Twitter the week ending 6/5/2009:

When squirrels and birds were here best friends
She was three then with no worries in the world. But in 10 years everything has changed.
Now her so-called friends were rats and finks who revealed to the whole school her deepest darkest secret
She had no Pinky Toes
Who needs inky toes anyway? They don't really do anything for us. She decided to go on a search and make other pinkytoeless friends.
On her way she meets up with a spunky girl named Zoey.



Anonymous said...

Zoey had no thumbs, but you wouldn't know it the way her hands flew when describing things.



Sherrie Petersen said...

Love the assimilated geek with the iphone :)



Anonymous said...

uh..



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